Everything lovely and random.

My name's Sydney, Ask me anything. Just kind of a time waster. oops.

niallar:

worst moment in history brought to you in hq

(via jerryrusso)

Anonymous asked: OH sweetie nobody wants to see posts about you and your boyfriend sleeping together. Please praise jesus take time to close your anus and vagina please spare us from seein how this young man fucks and kisseys and woves you okay please and thank.

At least I’m getting more than you sweety ;) have fun being a lonely ass cat bitch ;)

domaindopemandotcom:

OKAY BUT NIGGAS WILL DEBATE FOR YEARS HOW A PUSSY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AND HOW IT SHOULD SMELL AND WHETHER IT SHOULD BE SHAVED OR NOT

BUT WHEN YOU ASK EM WHERE THE CLIT AT THE ROOM BE SILENT

(via tiffanyyyx0)

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt

zaynisfake:

ABOUT ME

This is sad. For all the people involved. SMH. Modest are dumb POS. 

(via snoozayn)